Why cello there
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Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny
This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything
but you still have all of me.
Crying, this is beautiful in so many ways.
Daughter finally stands up to her Dad.
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
I put her in timeout because she ate out of the trashcan. She’s so ashamed of herself.
SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
star wars meme:  item → lightsaber
"This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
“Ed’s first national support tour on which a lot of things began to change.”
i know i do