"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP
OBTUSE CELERY SICK
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!
9 points total!
~Your random fact is false :)
Katelin Wagner - “Disappearing Acts (after Miles Hodges)”
"Poetry is the sound of me using the inhale of night just to make it to the exhale of morning."
Performing at DPL in Los Angeles.
RULES✦ Must be following this butterfly
✦ Reblog only. Likes for bookmarks, but do not count.
✦ Reblog as many times as you want.
✦ Giveaway will end on August 12th at 5pm PST
✦ Winners will be announced August 13th (sometime that day)WINNERS✦ In all, 3 (three) winners will be chosen.
✦ Before entering, be sure you have asks open and are willing to supply me your address for mailing.
✦ Each winner will get to choose between a beanie and a scarf, and between Merlin or Arthur.
✦ These items will be made when winners choose, so may take a couple weeks to fulfill.DISCLAIMERAllergy Disclaimer: made in a house with a cat who likes to lay on me and craft projects.